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What The Hell Was That? Dissecting a Mariners Meltdown
Lloyd McClendon emerged from the depths of Globe Life Park’s third base dugout and strode purposefully across the playing field. As they so often do when McClendon visits his pitcher, the entire...
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The Top 22 Mariners Promotional Ideas Gone Wrong
It’s like two Top 11 lists in one! 22. Danny Farquhar Disappointing Growth Chart Day Guess what, kids. You’re probably not going to grow to be 6’10” like Chris Young, or even 6’3” like Felix...
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The Complete Destruction of Tony Randazzo’s Wikipedia Page
Poor Tony Randazzo. All he wanted to do was show up to Detroit’s Comerica Park, umpire a few baseball games, and go back to his sexless marriage. Instead, Lloyd Motherf’in McClendon got in the way....
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The J.A. Happening
You don’t like J.A. Happ. There are any number of reasons why you don’t like him. He’s a 32-year-old journeyman starting pitcher. His statistics are as mediocre as they come. Physically, he’s as...
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